Quotes

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
Woody Allen

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields

Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)

My favorite animal is steak.
Fran Lebowitz

There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 1

The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
Jules Renard

Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly.
M. F. K. Fisher

Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy

I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch Hedberg

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Orson Welles

Public and private food in America has become eatable, here and there extremely good. Only the fried potatoes go unchanged, as deadly as before.
Luigi Barzini

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields

Italy will always have the best food.
Diane von Furstenberg

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being.
Franz Kafka

My idea of fast food is a mallard.
Ted Nugent

Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Oscar Wilde, An Ideal Husband, 1893, Act I

It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"
Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least.
Herman Melville

On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.
Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
James Beard